【情感】准女婿初见丈母娘，谁更慌？
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">“人家女方家长若说：‘少酒少菜，没吃饱多担待。’你就得回答：‘来了叨扰，酒足饭饱。’”我奶奶像是高中班主任为学生高考突击复习一样认真。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">刚到女友家客厅落座，我看到女友眉毛上挑，得知一定是她妈妈来了。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">她穿着一件围裙，手里还拎个大勺，显然刚从厨房里出来，面带微笑，问我路上是否冷，穿得是否暖和，还招呼我吃花生、瓜子。热情和气的问候，一洗我脑海中刻板的丈母娘形象。暗自感叹，原来就是一位嘘寒问暖的“老妈”啊！哪有传言的冷峻严苛。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">开席了。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">美味佳肴，一个接着一个走上方桌，令我目不暇接。临来前，我女友就曾问我喜欢吃什么，见到今天这一桌子的场面，才知道那是丈母娘的民意调研啊。我不敢辜负盛情，每道菜都吃得有滋有味。无奈，肠胃有限，已经大饱，而好菜似乎还没有停下的征兆。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">女友见情况不妙，撤进厨房，我想和她一起去喊丈母家来吃饭，被制止了。临来前，她嘱咐我，一切看她眼色行事，不可擅作主张。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">稍时，一盘卤肘子端上来了，那色泽香味萦绕厅堂，我想有心一试，奈何火力不足，筷子根本拆不烂它。尴尬的场面，令我不知所措，只好木讷而笑。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">丈母娘临机决断：回锅重做。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">俄顷，又端上了来，这次酥烂了许多。按照女友的示意，我要大口吃，还得吃出很香很喜欢的感觉，为了将来的幸福，我已经鼓胀的肠胃只能暂时委屈了。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">圆满结束，好一场舌尖上的交锋，终于在饕餮大饱中收场。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">年前还未放假，我就撂话给老妈：做好心理准备，你期盼已久的未来女婿有可能初六拜会咱家。她听后，高兴得不得了，随即就问：</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">“他爱吃什么？”“能吃辣吗？”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">真搞不懂，我这老妈怎么想的，不为自家姑娘着想，反倒是会讨好外人。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">别人家的女儿带男朋友回来，当娘的恨不得把他铐起来严刑盘问，生怕隐瞒了什么信息，委屈了自家女儿。我这老娘倒好，听到未来姑爷要来，上赶着想露一手好菜招待伺候。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">老妈亲自跑到集市的卤味店讨来一大包卤料，又买了生猪头、生肘子，准备为未来女婿做大餐。她亲自操刀，要把猪头、猪肘上的毛茬清理干净，整整一个下午，又是用火烤，又是用镊子夹，别提多认真了。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">一大锅，炖了一晚上，先是武火大煮，后是文火慢煨。次天早上，整个村子都是卤香，那叫一个撩人，我爸想撕个猪耳朵尝尝，硬是被我妈夺了下来。“吃别的，这可是来客人用的。”她嘴里的客人，其实就是我男友。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">我问妈，你都不了解人家，就对他那么好，值吗？</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">她说，做父母的最大心愿就是看着孩子们好，咱们不图人家钱财相貌，就图他一个心地好，主要是对你好。这人呢，以心换心，我对他好，他自然会念着，将来就会对你好。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">我男朋友来到客厅时，她还在厨房忙活，情急，身上的围裙还没来得及解下，手中的大勺还未放下，便三步并作两步走向客厅，她面带微笑，端详我男朋友半天。她似乎没听到人家的问候，她小声呢喃：“不错不错。”我见她怔了神，忙上前招呼，她才回神。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">她紧张地不知道说什么，又拎起大勺转身奔向了厨房。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">开席了。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">凉盘、小炒、糖醋排骨、红烧鲤鱼、糯米鸭等陆陆续续地上来，挤满了方桌。她又带着锅铲来了，笑眯眯地客气道：</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">———“趁热，赶紧吃，别拘束，就像自己家一样，我再整几个菜。”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">——“阿姨，菜已经够多了，您也坐下吃吧。”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">其实桌上的菜已经多了，但我知道，她还有准备一周的卤味肘子呢？过一会，又是炸面鱼、又是焖羊肉，就是没有卤肘子，我看情况不对，溜进了厨房。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">——“妈，你还在炒，一会你好女婿吃饱了，哪还有肠胃品尝你精心准备的卤味肘子。”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">——“吆？肘子忘了上锅蒸了。”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">一时间，厨房犹如战场，锅碗瓢盆狼藉一片，怎么也找不到准备好的肘子了，急得我妈一头大汗。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">——“算了，他也吃饱了，别找了。”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">——“那怎么行呢，我都准备好了，就想让他尝尝呢。”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">大锅小盆挨个找，就连巴掌大的盐罐子也打开瞅瞅。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">——“你那卤肘子不是在冰柜冷藏起来了吗？你当时卤好，担心走了味，就直接冷藏了。”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">我爸一语惊醒梦中人，我妈又是急忙从冰柜中掏出来，上锅蒸。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">这时，一桌子美味，我男朋友三夹两夹，早已饱腹。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">待那酱红色的肘子端上来时，我男朋友已是心有食欲而胃无空地，只能干看着。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">——“趁热，赶紧吃。”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">我知道她为了这道菜花了很大功夫，我就先下筷子，给我男朋友夹一块肉，渠料那肘子，没热透，里面还是冰疙瘩。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">我妈这时有些尴尬，忙说：</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">“没热透，没热透。”</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">她又端回去再热一下。许是高压锅又焖了十多分钟的原因，味道口感已经逊色了大半。我示意男友，这个得大块朵颐，捧我妈的场。他心领神会，夹了一块肘边，津津有味地大口咀嚼，我妈局促的神情才缓和过来。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">那天，我男朋友刚走，我妈就自责起来：到底还是手忙脚乱了。</span>
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<div><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:黑体">原来，这一场交锋，最不紧张的是我。</span>
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