老兵日志 发表于 2018-11-15 19:44:36

【幽默赏析】老头子写给老婆子的一副对联

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">老头子写给老婆子的一副对联</span><br>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;font-size:36px;font-family:黑体;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important">素材：网络 编辑：老兵</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老头子写一副对联，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">发给老婆子：</span>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="color:inherit;height:auto !important"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" width="112px"></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">上联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">活一岁，大一岁</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">岁岁无忧安心睡</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">下联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">过一年，赚一年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">年年多领退休钱</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">横批：快乐人生！&nbsp;</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span>02<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老婆子看后，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">回了老头子一副：<br>
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<div style="color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-align:center"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" width="112px"></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">上联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">活一岁，大一岁</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">岁数越大越遭罪</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">下联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">过一年，赚一年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">工资多成买药钱</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">横批：对付活吧！</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老头子看后，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">也回了老婆子一副：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="color:inherit;height:auto !important"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" width="112px"></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">上联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">活一岁，大一岁</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">要想没病没心肺</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">下联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">过一年，赚一年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">有了医保不犯难</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">横批：心要放宽！</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span>04<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老婆子看后，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">又回了老头子一副：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" width="112px"></div>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">上联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">活一岁，大一岁</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">感到身心都疲惫</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">下联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">过一年，赚一年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">身体大大不如前</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">横批：觉得没劲！</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span>05<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老头子看后，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">再回老婆子一副：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="color:inherit;height:auto !important"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" width="112px"></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">上联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">活一岁，大一岁</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老来生活要面对</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">下联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">过一年，赚一年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">咱要继续享清闲</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">横批：还得活着！</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span>06<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老婆子看后，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">又回了老头子一副：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" width="112px"></div>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">上联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">活一岁，大一岁</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">跟头把式成累赘</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">下联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">过一年，赚一年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老给儿女增负担</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">横批：心里不安啊！</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span>07<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老头子看后，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">再次开导老伴儿：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="color:inherit;height:auto !important"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" width="112px"></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">上联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">活一岁，大一岁</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">相互搀扶是安慰</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">下联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">过一年，赚一年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">白毛蹀躞像神仙</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">横批：争当寿星啊！</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span>08<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老婆子看后，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">再回老头子：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" width="112px"></div>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">上联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">活一岁，大一岁</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">睡觉各盖各的被</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">下联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">过一年，赚一年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">话要多了招人烦</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">横批：真没劲啊！</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span>09<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">✮✮</span></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">老头子看后，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">这回终于明白问题出在哪了，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">于是回了老婆子这样一副：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="color:inherit;height:auto !important"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749206.jpg" width="112px"></span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">上联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">活一岁，大一岁</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">你永远是我的老宝贝</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体"><span style="font-weight:bold">下联</span>：</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">过一年，赚一年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">咱俩恩恩爱爱过百年</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">横批：好好活着吧！</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><img data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" data-src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="112" format="jpeg" source="lib" src="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" style="margin:0px 10px 0px 0px;padding:0px;height:auto !important;max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;border:none;border-radius:50%;color:inherit;vertical-align:middle;width:112px !important;visibility:visible !important" url="http://www.oldkids.cn/upload/2018/11/15/photo_20181115182749211.jpg" width="112px"></div>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">这会老婆子满意了，</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">然后老两口子哈哈大笑！</span>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="color:rgb(12, 12, 12);font-size:36px;font-family:黑体">哈哈哈，真有趣！有理！有才！</span>
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作词：陶增友
作曲：陶增友
千年缘分
走到一起
恩恩爱爱
甜甜蜜蜜
和和气气
磕磕绊绊
有时也会发发脾气
一个眼神
都能感知
因为彼此心有灵犀
一个手势
也能默契
因为已是老夫老妻
老夫老妻
相伴相依
人生路上共同努力
老夫老妻
不离不弃
携手再过半个世纪
伉俪情深
相敬如宾
共度人生好伴侣
坎坎坷坷
风风雨雨
相知相伴胜过知己
辛苦操劳
养育儿女
美好家庭来之不易
儿女争光
取得成绩
最幸福是老夫老妻
老夫老妻
相伴相依
人生路上共同努力
老夫老妻
不离不弃
携手再过半个世纪
先生白发
已染双鬓
爱人心中仍很年轻
糟糠之妻
最有魅力
容颜易老心更美丽
回首往事
白驹过隙
处处留下美好回忆
贫贱相识
富贵不移
我要赞美老夫老妻
老夫老妻
相伴相依
人生路上共同努力
老夫老妻
不离不弃
携手再过半个世纪
携手再过半个世纪
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欧阳风刀 发表于 2018-11-15 21:06:05

好好活着吧！:lol

醉雪胡杨 发表于 2018-11-15 21:12:54

羡慕老夫老妻。很温馨可爱的感觉，
欣赏老兵佳作，祝你幸福快乐，开心每一天！

醉雪胡杨 发表于 2018-11-15 21:20:19

夫妻惺惺相惜，菜米油烟中见真情，点赞！问好!

绿蔷薇 发表于 2018-11-15 22:40:59

好可爱的老头老太
看到他们的造型
我一下联想到脑白金的电视广告
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绿蔷薇 发表于 2018-11-15 22:42:25

这些对联富有生活的情趣，也蛮现实的，谢谢老兵精彩的分享~~~~~

千霜默 发表于 2018-11-16 08:15:12

活一岁，大一岁
岁数越大越遭罪
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